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lunatiides:

idgaf if this makes me soft but I honestly can’t wait to be married to the absolute love of my life and live in our home and adopt our dogs and be working our dream careers and just enjoy the dreamy simplicity that is our peaceful and full of love life

gracewileysmith:

do you ever meet a really cool girl and hope she’s gay? not even to date her but as a service to the community 

accarahara:

Deep conversations about childhood issues and the way your parents fucked you up over drinks is my new aesthetic and that’s all I want like lowkey no more shallow friendships ever. If I can’t bear my soul to you and you to me then keep it moving dude like only taking applications of people who are heavily invested in my success and me in theirs. Amen.

brendonintheafternoon:

How do you tell someone you love them already when you technically aren’t even a couple yet…

I held it in until we became a couple and then two weeks later I got drunk and it slipped out. Worked out perfectly. Now We’re having a baby.

beyondfangirl:

dansaidphilisonfire:

anaxxalex:

alltimesleepingveils:

awesomeskinnythighs:

killjoycrybaby:

rosepheniox:

thepanicatthediscoaddict:

starbaby96:

person3737:

littlekawaiiusagi:

sasstronauuut:

assliam:

kirksthyla:

thefandomlyfe:

m-a-l-t-a-r-a:

takemewherethewildthingsare:

paint-me-a-butt:

mishassbuttofthelord:

mcdolans:

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

well

do not question

ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox

Lol doubt it

Haha doubt this will work buuuut

What the hell, I’ll try it

I GOT A DOOT DOOT

I wants a doot doot

hoooowwww does this work??!

This is a lieeeee

I want a doot doot

Give me a doot doot

doot doot me up daddy

see if its works…..

kalinara:

nerdiest-of-them-all:

reyloisawful:

“kylo deserves a second chance!!!” buddy han offered him one and he killed him

Then Rey offered him another and that bitch decided he would rather be a tyrant.

Yeah, exactly how many “second chances” did his victims get?

ask-oncies-jizz:

me: man i sure am hungry but i dont know what to eat

brain: then just fucking eat nothing

me: understandable have a good day